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The Jezabels - Mace Spray
There’s a place in the town, a statue,
She’d make me wait beneath,
But its magnificent archways, archways,
That’s where I’d go to weep.
I’m right up onto the counter;
Showgirl, perfect the slow body-roll.
And breakaway from the anger, oh, hoe,
Just got to let it all go,
But she loves me
More than anyone who wouldn’t lay a hand.
She keeps mace spray,
For you can’t rely on the common man.
That night up under the starlight,
Holly, you call, ‘the great blistering blue,’
A strange formation came down from the ceiling,
And it began to move.
And so the shattering shards of glass fell,
And glistened this way and that,
But she would say I won’t find my way through the plaster;
I’m an empty hourglass in the sand,
But she loves me,
More than anyone who wouldn’t speak like that.
She keeps mace spray,
For you can’t rely on the common man.
But it is alright,
Here in the time and the place I am,
You leave a light on all night,
Just to remind of the place I am.
With my shitty cape drawing skills, I present to you my female casting of Thor and Loki. (◕‿◕✿)
THIS IS…PERFECT
WHO’S WRITING THIS
RIGHT NOW
COME ON FANDOM
LET’S GET THIS MOTHER DONE, FANDOM.
I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THIS NEWSLETTER.
I think I have unhealthy feelings for hayley mary…
Well I was the one who showed you the sky, but you brought it down, down to my thighs.
Sadly believed every word I didn’t mean about loving darkness.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
